Albertism

Albertism is a mental disorder named after Fat Albert himself. It is one of the most severe mental disorders around, and it is said that the majority of the human race exhibits the symptons described below, but it is unknown whether or not that is a result of Albertism, or, less severe, just general jackassery. Most members of the Radioactive Uber Cunts suffer from this mental disorder.

Contraction
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Symptoms
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

-Jackassery

-Delusion

-Believing you are better than everyone else, and then backpedaling when someone calls you out on it

-Homophobia

-Racism without being aware of it

-Believing you are a hero for commiting atrocious acts

-Did I mention Jackassery yet?

-Making up blatantly untrue stories and believing them

-Having a predilection for consuming copious amounts of fecal matter

-Flagrant use of hashtags despite not being useful in most contexts

-Fabricating various events and multiple personalities based off of old Cartoons

-Claiming others work as one's own.

-Very short memory; forgettings things you said or did after just a couple days even after someone tries to remind you

Containment
The only known cure is to break the victim's mind so that they'll go so insane that they revert back to being sane.

Further studies have revealed that there is no cure for Albertism, not even death, so those who have contracted it must be contained in designated zones.

Recently some experiments have been attempted in heading to contaminated areas and injecting some playful chaos to see what happens. So far all it does is leave the victim confused and agitated, occasionally causing them to delete their own content, but further experiments must be performed.

Exposure
Exposure to someone inflicted with Albertism may invoke the urge to physically harm oneself. Whether you really hurt yourself or not, this is a normal reaction and a sign that you're not infected.