Noid

The Noid is the RUC's powerhouse and he's a hero, like every last one of us, we are the heroes! HEROES HEROES HEROES!!!!

Bio
The Noid is a kind-hearted individual just like the rest of the klan, he is not shallow in any way. Also, he is a proud Buddhist. Now normally we at the RUC would execute Buddhists for following a religion of Satan, but he practices it the right way, which is worshipping our lord and savior Jesus Christ, the only kind of Buddhism acceptable.

Heroism
He destroyed Pasqually's pizza joint for making pizza, did you know Hitler ate pizza? That's why Pizza must be eradicated and anyone who eats pizza must be dissected...

Alternatively
The Noid is another member of the RUC and is their "powerhouse." He has a big pogostick he uses to crush his enemies with.

History
The wiki claims he was forced into child-prostitution in New Mexico and was rescued by Felix the Cat when he was running from some "fiends."

In reality he just joins the RUC, nothing really much to say there.

Personality
He's loud and obnoxious, simple as that. He also claims to be a "Buddhist," although his "Buddhism" solely revolves around the worship of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, (the only type of "Buddhism" Felix would tolerate).

He also really REALLY hates pizza, and has a habit of destroying pizza joints and murdering their workers and people who eat there. He claims that pizza is a tool used to turn people into demonic demons who rape and eat children and use them as toppings for pizza before turning them into nazi zombie robot dragons.