Waldo

Waldo is the RUC's mascot and is supposed to be based on a real person of the same name who lived in Roman times and saw Jesus get crucified. He formed the "Toxic Clan," which was the precursor to the Radioactive Uber Clan.

Biography
Supposedly Waldo was a follower of Jesus who fought against Jebidiah (who in turn apparently raised a demon army from Hell to kill and crucify Jesus).

Some recent discoveries and unearthing of old journals and such by historians however has overturned this original claim.

Turns out, that Waldo was one of the Roman soldiers who beat and arrested Jesus, while Jebidiah was the one who was Jesus's follower. The Toxic Clan was actually a group of Roman soldiers given the task to hunt Jesus down. Eventually they succeeded and thus Jesus was crucified. Waldo was in turn beaten, burned, and strangled to death by Jebidiah to avenge Jesus.

No one really remembered Waldo, and there has been debate whether or not he has actually existed. Nevertheless, the Klan puts him as their mascot and claims that he was a heroic figure who can do absolutely no wrong and is not shallow whatsoever, going as far as to claim he was Jesus's protector and fought against the Romans.

Trivia
-Waldo seems to have a craving for large African genitalia.